HAHAHA I DECIDED WORDPRESS IS WAY TOO FUN TO MEDDLE WITH :D
and the url is so weird. i was listening to hillsong, got bored, changed to switchfoot, den delirious(?) came to my mind so i typed in "completelydelirious". it was available. CAN U BELIEVE IT? RITARDED WAS TAKEN. its like totally copyrighted by me can?!! D:
anyways;

TOO EMBARASSED TO TYPE OUT THE WEIRD URL

i wud buy back RITARDED.wordpress.com if i could.
and i wun delete this place. i wan to read my archives someday in the future.

thinking of moving to wordpress. because they can lock posts. and that's cool :D and different from LJ. AND LJ HATES ME SO WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE?? D:

HAHAHA ok ok spastic title. went to help ambrose get his present for anlynn on tuesday. and since its her birthday today, it shud be ok for me to blog this :D and i was super persistent on getting my japanese curry. AND I FINALLY GOT IT TODAY XD

ytd kap with julie and ambrose. I WILL NEVER STUDY THERE AGAIN T.T from now i'll guai guai study at home. zomg lawrence+unice+friend+ambrose = distraction. ok mostly unice and ambrose =.="


ok "sacred" lollipop from USA :D i rmb last year or previously this year, i asked unice if i cud have it. she said no ): DEN YTD SHE SAID YES! so i asked like 3 times just to confirm XD ohoh and ytd's UNICE APPRECIATION DAY :D and last year she cried her eyeballs out. awwwwwww. which was quite scary. lemme check if i can find that post....

unice emo-ed!
so at nite anlynn and i tot of "unice appreciation day"
haha..i drew 3 stick figures XD
yaya tmr we're celebrating UAD :D

that's all i cud find. dang. I DIDN'T BLOG ABT HOW SHE CRIED.


its humongous! after one night of sucking on it...i wasn't even at the inner part(there's gum inside) of the lollipop.

MATHS LESSON IS DAMN WHAT NOW LA. i either fall asleep or repeat "huh" 10 times in one period. SHE'S SO INCONSIDERATE D: because she's so sick, and because she's so NOT understanding, we all have to hire tutors. lets say half the class gets maths tuition...that's like abt 18 students? one month A&E maths tuition, cheapest like wad? $200? so 18 X 200 = $3600. she owes us that much each month.
ohoh and THIS happened a few days ago.



today = major bore fest. four stupid periods of maths confused me silly.
aft i got home...felt my hands itching for some "polly pocket" fun :D

ain't it awesome. my first try at these. gonna add more craps to it after the easter weekend.

first things first, NARUTO AIN'T CANCELLED :D praise God...but i ain't gonna share testimony abt that because that article was filed under APRIL FOOLS PRANKS, not RUMOURS XD hahahahaha! somemore combined cg =X so embarassing

i had 35mins of lesson. first time this year 3/4 was released LAST among the whole level *gasp* for recess. milk day sucked. i drank a packet of it.... QUITE gross only. very interesting (35 X 3)mins of free periods today :D 10 TEACHERS DIDN'T COME. AND THEY WONDER WHY THE STUDENTS PON SCHOOL?? gosh. oh surprisingly mrs fu came...AND YEA SHE FINALLY LOOKS PREGNANT. wad a small person o.o AND OMG MY MATHS HOW?! OI MOMMY I WAN TUITION. (i think i might just take back this line someday)

after sku, kap with unice and seeying. seeying stayed for lunch, den unice and i studied. OK I SRSLY FAILED. this time it was really very unproductive. everytime it got silent our mouths were itching to TALK. grrrrrrrr. and she HAD to bring a magazine there D: fail.

met julie at 5 plus to go riverwalk for pm. POWERFUL ;D she said "nice"..i think. and my throat was so itchy. camp + 2 consecutive pm = not good for throat D: and then halfway i rmb...i used to go up to teachers and ask them for cg and svc. no joke. and aft i exit the staff room anlynn wud go "you have ginormous faith." well what happened to that faith? i want it back this easter! ok fine none of them came but just asking them felt really good. v-i-s-u-a-l-i-s-e :D

ohoh at the mrt station this lady called out "auntie" and julie tot someone was calling her :D HAHAHAHAHA. oh den met jolyn aft pm and julie left. FELICIA WAS AT RIVERWALK TOO AND SHE LAUGHS LIKE A WITCH :D too bad didn't get to see her. jolyn lee is the pro-est of all pros. SHE STEPPED ON A FROGGGGGGG. SHE MURDERED AN INOCCENT INOCCENT FROG!!!! U BLIND BLIND PERSON D: !!!!! sigh.

camwhored with her on the banks of clark quay, and yea i do realise 90% of the pictures on my fb are tagged by her. u're gonna see more ltr -.-" she's the only person who can make me camwhore. 30 PLUS PICTURES LEH. MY CHEEK MUSCLE TIRED LIAO LOR.

CG TMR. I'M "DETERMINED" TO WALK THERE. WUHAHAHAHAHA ONE BUSSTOP AWAY.
chances are slim. veryyyyyy slim.

OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i just got the worst news EVER.
Naruto Shippuuden is not gonna air anymore, instead they are gonna get POKEMON (wth) to replace it. honestly i didn't even dare to read the article!

click to read article

pray pray pray its just a rumour. i'm totally serious, if its only a rumour i will totally share testimony about it this week okay! c'mon its the week of prayer, what's impossible? :D

oh wyeeeeeeee. gonna mug mug mug mug mug tmr at kap kap kap kap kap with unice.

HAHAHAHA WYEEEEEE I'M BACK FROM JALAN ULU ULU.
oh apparently its called jalan bahtera adventure camp. how adventurous.
zzzzzz our campsite was beside all the super cool campsites -.-" ours looked like some slightly run-down resort. got swaying palm trees also XD

Day 1.
i think i repeated "i miss my phone" 1000000x on the first day -.-
AND QISHAN'S PHONE IS DAMN FAIL. do u noe from monday until now..my battery still full batt? yes now as in 8:50pm!! anyways, first day was surprisingly quiet. i mean srsly, the ppl in my group are usually very very noisy and high zi-high in class one. COME TO CAMP THEN WE SO QUIET D:

i missed rock climbing. it rained just before it was my turn. now everytime it rains i'm gonna be reminded of the rock wall. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. hmm now wad else did we do? i gave the CRC a miss cuz i was too scared of it -.- so i missed both high elements in one day. URGHHHHH. and the hungry cheer reminded me of saying grace before we eat XD its hilarious. we are like half dying of hunger and there they are "LOUDER!" in LOVING memory of the stupid cheer,
HUNGRY HUNGRY, VERY VERY, HUNGRY VERY, VERY HUNGRY. and the behind part i duno. i only noe the ending is JIA. which makes alot of sense :D

our instructor is damn weird. Mr Ben 10. i hope i meet him on the street with his gf den i can go laugh at him and say "HAHAHA BEN 10. U ARE TOTALLY NOT SHUAI." srsly he thinks he's damn handsome?! den he kept saying "y'all alr 15 years old. shudn't u guys have bf or gf alr?!" weird dude.

wait let me think.....oh ya.. NIGHT WALK. hahaha we were blindfolded. here comes the funny part. qishan's shirt too small to act as blindfold so we exchanged. I HAVE A SMALL HEAD, BUT MY BRAIN IS NORMAL SIZED :D YOURS JUST HAVE MORE EXTRA SPACE. den i scared too loose so i use rubber band to tighten it XD hahahahaha!!! so i all the way infront so i had to hold instructor's hands and walk. den they kept saying "got pot hole infront of you" ...so i use my feet to feel...ntg there so i was like "dun lame!" hahaah so they tried other tricks like "got banana!" or "its a forest!" -.-" den they use feather to tickle us and make loud noises to scare us. hahahaha den i just kept repeating "so lame".

den halfway thru my blindfold like gonna drop liao so i raised my hand, asked for help. den the conversation went:
"yoyoyo, what's the problem?"
"blindfold loose"
"waasehh, got rubber band somemore!"
"ya cuz the thing very lose mahh...need to secure it"
HE TOOK OUT THE RUBBER BAND THEN DUWAN RETURN ME!
"i keep ur rubber band first, later den i return u, hahaha i got long hair also, i go use and tie my hair" (he's a guy btw..and i think he said smth like "i'm instructor handsome")
"NOOOOOOO!!! GIVE MEEEEEEEEE"

den aft we were done with the walk...sat down at the hall and cheif zico or zicko or sicko bored us to sleep ;D WITH BLINDFOLDS ON SOMEMORE! damn boring la!! den he kept pausing. "blablablabla.....................blabla" he continued at that pace for like 15 mins...or 30? den aft i took off the blindfold i suddenly rmb i was supp to get back my rubber band. BUT I DUN EVEN NOE HOW HE LOOK LIKE. I WAS BLINDDDDD!! den this long hair guy came up to me and said
instructor not-handsome: "u were the first girl just now right?"
me: "yeaa...rubber band!?"
instructor not-handsome:"how i noe its u? cud be other ppl right?"
me: "GIVE!!"
instructor not-handsome:*continues his crap*
me: *steps on his feet*
instructor not-handsome:*still continuing his crap*
me:*whacks him with shirt*
hahahaha by then he still duwan to give.
so i was abt to kick him den he jumped back and returned it to me.
tsk tsk tsk...weird instructors. i'm not violent! he's just really really crappy.

erhhhh oh den sleepy time. jermayne qishan and i were doing pilates. how fun. den we camwhored in the night cuz qishan and i look so damn silly with the I (heart) singapore shirts on.

Day 2.
ok i'm really lazy. erhhhh i still didn't get to climb the rockwall ): but i did try the even harder CRC! stupid sia. den up there i SHAKING. den i tot.. "no one can hear me right?" den i starting singing "great is our God! hey hey hey! great is our God! make His praise loud, make it loud, make it loud!" DIDN'T WORK. I TOTALLY FORGOT THE NEXT LINE AND I WAS TOO SCARED TO THINK OF ANOTHER SONG. BOOO. so that was a failure plan to calm myself down. srsly the instructor said i looked damn pale and completely breathless. that course consisted of a plank, tyre, plank and another tyre.

aft i got down that ben 10 was talking to qishan and i abt bgr. den he asked "i not handsome meh?" so i turned to qishan and said "walk away." hahahaha. he kept insisting he was handsome. he's got to be the weirdest adult ever.

didn't get to do flying fox. yes...wth i missed rock climbing and flying fox. even with wet track pants, qishan managed to do flying fox and i didn't -.- URGH. instead i had to be spider man. flying fox doesn't look very fun either. abit troublesome also. erhhh i found this insect bite mark in a shape of a cross -.-" and its on my left thigh. and my left thigh is half numb D: smth's wrong!

CAMPFIRE. damn funny. den at night...damn interesting...like all the teachers and instructors suddenly very nice.

Day 3.
WASH TOILETS. OMG AND GUYSSSSSSS' TOILET. WTH?!
aft we got dismissed my itchy fingers were itching to sms. so i typed all the way to newtown. BACK TO THAT HELL OF A SKU. hahaha den went COLDROCK with harlina annabel and qishan.


yayaya the icecream so interesting..must take picture XD


we just ate and ate and ate and ate.

i think i'm gonna die if she sees this but its just funny. too funny to NOT put it up here :D


SHE TRYING TO ACT TALL THAT'S WHY LOOK SO CONSTIPATED.




i think annabel wrote there "ben like no shuai" hahahahaha.

ok we had loads of fun and we hung around there for few hours!! den we kept ordering more fries. hahaha in the end one person pay less than $10 :D and we played TABOO. which harlina felt very pressured to play but had a huge come back the last few rounds. and then we played FAILED-PICTIONARY :D hahaha damn long la the rules.

ok. nah there u go. finally, i long and proper post.

yay i'll be going away for camp from mon-wed :D
to where? jalan ulu ulu. or berrrrrrrrr smth. who knows. who cares.
pray i dun fall sick or break any bones or meet any friendly ghosts (???) or....DIE =O
I'M SERIOUS OKAY. i hope i make it back in one piece and still RITARDED as ever :D
and i just sent out "PACK YOUR BIBLES PEOPLE" lmao....moment of high-ness.
hahaha keep me in your prayers ;P

i was packing from when i came back from church till 12.13am.
not done yet i think. i will miss laptop so much. i srsly considered smuggling my laptop there!! i have srsly small laptops okay. but the problem is....THERE NO INTERNET. useless!!!

BYE LAPTOP. MOMMY WILL MISS YOU D:

no joke kaaaay! ): yes yes i noe, laptop u'll miss me too D:
i'll think of you day and night, night and day. i shall write you a poem before i leave.
P-O-E-M.
omg its 4 letters long! AREN'T YOU TOUCHED LAPPY?? i noeeeee u cud cry now right? cept u dun have tears...

ok that is completely "spasticity", ltr qishan call me spastic again.
OMG APRIL FOOLS AT CAMP. WATCH OUT LOSERS!!

i feel like the middle bun in the big mac.
i might never eat a big mac ever again.
being caught in the middle is worse than ALGEBRA >:(

proverbs 17:9 NIV
He who covers over an offense promotes love,
but whoever repeats the matter separates close friends.

proverbs 17:9 The Message
Overlook an offense and bond a friendship;
fasten on to a slight and—good-bye, friend!

proverbs 17:9 Amplified Bible
He who covers and forgives an offense seeks love, but he who repeats or harps on a matter separates even close friends.

proverbs 17:9 NKJV
He who covers a transgression seeks love,
But he who repeats a matter separates friends.

hahaha its called research. i like the The Message bible's version. i nearly burst out laughing.
oh and i realised, when i go up to heaven i want to be the happiest person up there, even though no one will be sad, but still, i want to be the happiest amongst the happy :D so happy that i out-happy everyone!!

i've finally decided to BLOG :D REJOICE, COMMON FOLKS!
oh ntg to blog abt lehh.... *thinks hard*
hmmmmmmmm. i went to kap with unice. caught up. bla.
oh and they shud soooooooo do orals more often :D like once every term or smth! its so funnnn!!!!!!! oh and i'm gonna visit sermin tmr, or atleast i plan to. silly girl got poxed by the chicken ): if she doesn't get her ass back to sku in 2 weeks time i'll go back to her house and kick her back to newtown. booooooooooo she totally suck. now i must stone in class before assembly.

wow, failure to blog :D


11:47 PM
i shall atttempt to blog. properly.
I OWNED ENG ORAL. i think. i hope. i must must must ask how much i scored.
ok chinese tmr. wyeeeeeeeeeee i can sleep until like 2.30, cab to sku again, be done with the oral, 3.30 i can ZAO liao!! :D awesomenessssssssssss!

den maybe i can go home sleep again XD

oh btw, regarding the previous post. I HAVE TO GO SEE SOME SPECIALIST NEXT MONTH -.-" URGH. DAMN YOUUUUUU STUPID SPINE. CAN U JUST STRAIGHTEN?!@!@#?